HOW IT SHOULD HAVE ENDED: The Avengers.

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

What race are you?
  • black people: black
  • white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
  • hispanic people: not Mexican
  • indian people: Indian, not Native American. Like, from India.
  • native american people: Indian.

(Source: pleatedjeans)

~ Where the fuck is my silver unicorn?: persephonespen: Sometimes I look at other girls and I just want to ask...

persephonespen:

minkylevan:

persephonespen:

Sometimes I look at other girls and I just want to ask them,

What’s it like to have boobs?

#does your back hurt? #do they get in your way? #do you sqush them sometimes because BOOBS? #what’s it like to puff out your chest and voila #~boobies!#what’s…

I never thought about the needs-more-support-therefore-can’t-support-a-strapless-dress aspect. That sucks. Does strapping them down hurt your back more, or less? Ugh. That’s terrible about people ogling them. I guess I should feel lucky people probably won’t ever reduce me to my tits. 

So far, what I’m getting from this is they’re like another apendage. Which is why I find them so damn interesting. I don’t necessarily want them, but to me it’s like imagining another finger or arm or something lol. I know I’m making this into a bigger deal than it is. 

it’s a royal pain in the ass  boobs. I’ve got 38DD’s and no simple bra company with a bra sturdy enough to properly support them. I don’t get back problems from them, ironically. I wouldn’t say it’s an appendage since I can’t voluntarily move them, though. But with big boobs, there’s a whole new spin on muffin top. You can’t find any half-decent clothes to where without having massive amounts of cleavage, and heaven forbid I’d want some modesty. They aren’t worth it, not in the slightest.

threedancingoods:

favabean05:

dekutree:

acceptable pet names:

  • babe
  • baby
  • sweetie
  • cutie pie
  • darling
  • honey

unacceptable pet names:

  • boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
  • cthulu 
  • sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
  • Leslie
  • floor
  • 2% milk
  • Ella Fitzgerald

I love you, floor.

I love you too, 2% milk.

but you’re just as tasty, just less fat…

krejcithegoon:

sarahxhockey:

why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate

we are a bromance

we should act as bros

　

#longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck with the united states #and if you fuck with the united states #well we probably deserved it and we dont want canada to get hurt so they stay out of it

enochliew:

F-White by Takuro Yamamoto Architects

Inner courtyards are invaluable when gardens are not appropriate.

lizawithazed:

rexiv:

Melanism

(the opposite of Albinism)

Gorgeous.

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Barbara Kingsolver (via amandaonwriting)